Adopt a dog...

Sunday, February 6, 2011

A good friend is like a good bra; uplifting, supportive, and comfortable. I've stayed in all weekend with my virus/cold and my good friend, Jeannie has been emailing me tips to get well, get well cards and jokes. Here is one of the jokes she sent me. She knows that laughter is the best medicine!

Marriage

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's



Adopt a dog...

If you want someone who is always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want

then adopt a dog...

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies 

Then adopt a dog...

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

adopt a dog...

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually .. 


adopt a dog....

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness .

adopt a cat...

You thought I was going to say marry a man, didn't you? I hope this brought a smile to your face. Send it  to your male friends to annoy them and your female friends to make them smile.


Now you have a good day!!
Thanks for visiting and God bless you today.


8 comments:

***Icy BC February 6, 2011 at 7:58 PM  

Sorry to hear you are sick, and hope you get well soon!

Love this post, Judy!

Donnie February 6, 2011 at 8:34 PM  

That would sure make me feel better and I know you did too. Have a wonderful week.

Teresa aka JW February 6, 2011 at 9:31 PM  

Absolutely. A dog will love you no matter what. A cat will love you when there's something in it for her.

Ruthi February 6, 2011 at 10:51 PM  

awwww those are so cute. i like what you say..."f you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's.. adopt a dog" very true.

get well soon.

chubskulit February 8, 2011 at 11:29 PM  

The fourth and last one looks like ours.

Cathy Kennedy February 9, 2011 at 8:55 AM  

Now isn't this the truth? LOL Man's best friend is faithful,fun-loving, complying til the end of time while a cat is anything, but these. Don't get me wrong, I like cats, but I'd rather have a dog if I picked a pet for myself. Hope you get well soon!

★Mumsy★ February 10, 2011 at 6:27 AM  

The puppies are so cute, and this fun, and true!

SquirrelQueen February 14, 2011 at 3:48 AM  

I hope you are feeling better Judy.

Too funny! As a cat person I know that the only time they come when I call is when I am holding the cat food. :)

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